The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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QUEEN1989 0

for everyone that put ydi for being a lesbian go **** urself thank u

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uchihasasuke 0

YDI for not being straight , go hetero!

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Bobby666_fml 0

i don't get why gay people say to there parents that there straight or other shit (like what hapend to u ) just to please there parents . if they really love there kids they woulds understand

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ctblue 0

That is my worst nightmare, I'm so sorry.

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Kayla_Rainbow_88 0

Oh man. That's absolutely terrible. Also the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years before that, sucks even more! Oh well, then she wasn't good enough for you :) You will find someone better And shut the **** up Homophobes. Gay is the Way

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jugarlugar 0

Wow, that really sucks, I'm so sorry! I'm also sorry that these people have decided to make you the target of their insecurities with this debate. Seeing all these negative comments makes me sick. Honestly, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, christian, muslim, black, white, left-handed, or whatever else... the only thing that matters in the end is whether or not you're a good person and how you treat others. Don't let them get to you. Really.

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whitefishblackC 0

dang i pray that my luck is not as bad as yours

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Lucy16_fml 0

Dude, Im sorry. I have gone through bad times with my last girl. Im free:] Right back.....Lucy

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jklmnop321 0

two things i hate, lesbians, and racism. just kidding lol. fyl

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Stephanieeex3 0

Sexuality is no more a choice than race, anyone with a decent amount of common sense knows that. So, congratulations, assholes, you've started some controversy. You've put down someone of equal rights due to a simple sexual preference, something they cannot stop. Congratu-*******-lations. I'm fourteen years old, and have better sense than you. Grow up. As for the person who wrote this FML, forget her. You deserve so much better, and one day, you'll find someone who truly does love you the same way you love them. Then, you won't even remember the inconsiderate girl that screwed you over just to further her own agenda. Remember that, please, and best of luck. l:

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