The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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darknut79 17

You can do WAY better than a cruel girl like that OP- good luxk!

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fuckedup79 0

Where are yu in Oz?... d@ girl is a dumb ass! Coffee?:)

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sublime420 11

Holy shit, comments are still open??

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XxJaydaxX 3

that sucks. I'm really sorry I don't know what I would do if my girlfriend did that to me.

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xmarkstheheart 0

She's definitely a lesbian! I'll presume you've kissed, made out and had sex. If she willingly did that for a year, then she's a lesbian, plain and simple. When a serial killer takes a break from random murders for a while, it doesn't make him NOT a murderer any more! In other words: You are what you eat. (Double pun intended.)

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wafflesgirl24 0

awwwwwwwwwwww poor you :(

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pfcstuck 2

Your fault for pissing God off with your homosexuality.

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Sirin_fml 46

There's a lot of idiocy on this one, so we're closing the comments. FML really isn't the place for whiny homophobic bleating.

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bvbsoldier 0

Awww, I'm sorry! that's never happened to me, but I get really jealous when guys on Facebook and stuff hit on my girlfriend because we are bi, not lesbian. air hug!

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