Religion, LGBTQIA+ and Love: The reverse beard

The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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You deserved it 8 751

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2018 19:00

Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 17:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me. So she broke up with me first. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2022 15:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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thunderbrave 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:55

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

AlphaC 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:51

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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EnchiladaTaco 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:48

All aboard the murder train!

mrtoesnthings 0

Monday 6 July 2009 8:03

what a bitch!!

iheyman 0

Monday 6 July 2009 11:15

Love hurts.

Tikal_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 14:21

Aw geez that really sucks, being used liked that and for such a long time... sorry.

thestevenrose 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:04

wow, this is one of the most sad things i've ever seen on this site. and we can just ignore all the pissed off uneducated rednecks, they hate becase they are stupid, and they have a religion twisted by stupid people and are to stupid to do anything or think for themselves. back to the point, you deserve someone better and i hope they come along soon.

liv1985 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:35

Awww that's so horrible :( Hope you are doing okay. Know it's a cliche, but time heals all - even something as hard as that. My gf of 5 years just broke up with me cause she decided she is straight - but every day I am feeling a wee bit better about things.... But you deserve better than that. And good things always happen to good people in the end - and vice versa. So it'll happen.

loobyfire 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:51

Who gave the rednecks computers? Come now, own up. You know they're not allowed nice things!

Sipos 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:36

What a horrible person. Hopefully seeing that will help you get over her.

wynterkin 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:08

First off: To all you homophobes: GTFO. We are everywhere, you cannot eradicate us! /evil homolaughter Second off: I've totally been in the OP's shoes. Nobody deserves to go through that D: Kick her in the face.