The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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StfuHomophoes 0

YDI for being gay. kiddin dont worry. im a lesbian too and i know how you feel :( im SO sorry sweetie. ive had this happen to me before, except they didnt lie to me for that extreme amount of time. i hope that bitch ****** suffers for doing that to you.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wow; I'm amazed at the retardation of the people here that think being gay is a choice. I'm not gay, and even I know that. Why the HELL would someone choose alienation like that? To risk injury, their right to marry, their right to live happily, even their life? Unless they were some crazed masochistic, suicidal person; they wouldn't. Did you choose to be what ever nationality you are? No. People who think it's a choice are so utterly ****** up and ignorant, it's sickening. Go die in a hole. OP-- I'm so sorry. D: that really sucks. She's a bitch. I agree with number six xD hate to risk sounding cliché, but you're better off without her. (:

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LetItRock2009 0

#204, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! so good. so good. ANYWAYS. Gosh, that sux im soooo sorry. how sad. more fish in the sea, i guess?

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emopunk666 0

that sux ass!! i would punched her in the face if i was you.. but thne again you love her so.. aw hell i still would punched her face in

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QUEEN1989 0

DANG THAT SUCKS BUT I GUESS AT LEAST U KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON SHE IS... AND TO THOSE OF U WHO R JUDGING HOMOSEXUALS I SAY GROW UP AND GET A LIFE IF U DONT APPROVE OF HOMOSEXUALITY THEN JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM U R NO ONE I REPEAT NO ONE TO JUDGE ANYONE AND PLEASE KEEP THOSE NASTY COMMENTS TO URSELF THANK U

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rockerchickxd 0

I'm really sorry. That sucks. You should never date someone you don't really have feelings for. She's not the kind of person you would want to spend the rest of your life with anyways, right?

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I_Wanna_Lol 0

That's so mean. It's like mocking ... it's sick. You deserve someone better then someone who would use you like that :) And you who say she deserved this for being gay are idiots. Being homosexual/bisexual/straight is NOT a choice - it's how you're born. And it is PERFECTLY OKAY to be ****/bi sexual. Stupid homophobic bigots ...

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X_totallysucks_X 0

That sucks. You'll get over it eventually.

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sauda91 0

A quite similar event happened to me, we had been together for nearly a year which were the happiest moments of my life, she encouraged me to out myself to my family and friends, stating she was not ready to do that herself yet. Three weeks ago she dumped me stating that she had been lying to me all along and that we were only together so she could make her ex-boyfriend jealous, now having decided to take him back. It's hard to cope with, but I guess we just have to do our best.

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