Transportation, Underwear and Kids: The worst

The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Norther 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

WTF is wrong with you?!

Awahso 25

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Why didnt you just run out anyway?

Comments

irishman1733 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:26

ok some of the people replying on here are stupid. the person wasn't in a car in there underwear they were home. buses do pick up kids at their houses in some places

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:26

If you think that is bad, just wait till your husband comes home from work and tells you what he saw on his web cam...

REGGIEstration 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:09

I see what you did there ^_^

irishman1733 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:30

no she has a point cause who would go out in front of a bus full of little children wearing close to nothing

bigchango 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:52

a real mom would have ran out naked

stephyloo 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:26

a real mom would have had clothes on

BellBungle 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:59

I second that... a real mom would of had clothes on! plus a real mom would of walked her daughter to the bus if she was in kindergarden

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:59

If the bus stops right in front of the house what is the point of walking her out? Mom may have walked her out the first couple of days but is now comfortable enough to let her child go from the house, down the front walk, onto the bus. It gives the child some independence and I'll be you the girl appreciates it because it makes her feel like a grown up. Also there is nothing wrong with a mom running around in their underwear. I agree with an earlier commenter it helps to teach the child to be comfortable in their own skin. Also it's not like mom really has anything the child hasn't got or won't eventually have. It's no different than them sharing a dressing room.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:01

Which I will bet you almost every mother on here has done at some point when both her and her child needed to try on clothes.

MissxXXItalia 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:53

But if you were in a bikini, it would be okay... underwear don't make a difference.

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:56

hahaha ******* kids are stupid now a days that's what hat ****** gets!!! hahaha Jk people

linliss 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:10

you don't get dressed to get you daughter ready for school?

spellfire 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:26

May this be the most horrible offense you'll ever have done to your child, OP, and she'll turn out to be the most healthy adult in the world. Unless her crying only bothers you when her bus can hear it?