Transportation, Underwear and Kids: The worst

The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Norther 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

WTF is wrong with you?!

Awahso 25

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Why didnt you just run out anyway?

Comments

tahneee_ 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:44

don't worry about what the bus thinks, I'd be more concerned about what the people IN it thought!

Stiffilz 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:51

buses have feelings and can make judgements? haha. but still put some pants on when u leave the house hobo! YDI

chandlerthedog 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:06

why was she in the car waiting for the bus nude?

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:37

Omfg you people are so damn stupid lol... it was the house door which everyone pointed out several times now... common sense dude... try using it

crashsapphire93 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:16

You also have to consider however to how the kids may have reacted to seeing their classmate’s mom in her underwear. What if she got teased the rest of the year for it.

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:39

Everyone... please stop commenting on the "door" being the car door... because that really makes no damn sense and it's just a lack of common sense to say that... I'll give you guys the bus jokes though since that was a pretty funny fail

epenter60 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:45

rofl

mandi625 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:51

You should always wear some clothes on incase you have to do something outside, like for example help your daughter when she trips and hurts herself on the way to the bus -.-