Transportation, Underwear and Kids: The worst

The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Norther 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

WTF is wrong with you?!

Awahso 25

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Why didnt you just run out anyway?

Comments

Zomg_Okay 26

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:31

If you let what you were(n't) wearing get between you and helping your child, you ARE the worst mom ever.

ChinaBabylove69 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:37

why didn't you help your daughter? it doesn't matter what the **** you were wearing. Your the worst mother ever, in the entire world, you should have been there in her time of need! OMG I'm seriously concerned about your daughter and her well being! if I was her I would never speak to you ever again.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:03

Than again she could have rushed out there and cause that little girl to be teased a ton because of what her mother was wearing. When I was in kindergarten I would have been humiliated of my mother came running to me in her underwear.

2Good2BeTiffany 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:47

ouch. harsh. It was just one of those things that happened. Geez i don't even spank my kid. People on here sure are quick to judge. it wasnt like she was seriously hurt. I thought seriously about running out there but by the time i could have done anything she would have already been on the bus. Noone was hurt and my daughter thinks i'm the greatest. F me for sleeping in a tshirt and panties. O.O

Drigr 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:41

I'm sure the daughter would've been so much better off if you got arrested for indecent exposure.

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:43

Wow! A vehicle thought you were a bad mother? I didn't even know buses were capable of thought!

thepirate19 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:45

you have a kid. quit being sick and put pants on around it. effing gross

Drigr 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:55

as for all the replies about her saying "now her bus thinks," it may be different in other places but that phrasing is commonly used where I love to refer to the people on the bus.