Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: They made me do it

They made me do it

By Cat - 07/11/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML

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You deserved it 3 902

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By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

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By single and unbuggered - 31/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 536

You deserved it 4 008

By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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You deserved it 3 678

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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You deserved it 194

By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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You deserved it 841

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By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 07:40 - United States

Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 696

You deserved it 4 675

By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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You deserved it 4 745

thingamajiga 5

Monday 7 November 2011 8:36

fyl dump that douche

Confuciussay 6

Monday 7 November 2011 9:08

You don't want to get caught cheating if you're going out with 13.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Monday 7 November 2011 23:26

Break up with him. Then tell him the relationship didn't count because "It's not like you liked it."

neilsc 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:12

If it was with me....he would have liked it ;) but no, he's an loser hun. Dump his ass!

Helldemon 32

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:07

Is that so? :P

missmia18 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:51

wanna get to get her I'm a girl

Helldemon 32

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:59

Hope you dumped him.

ultra_notorious 26

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:16

dude should have dumped the chick for not putting out

xobianca 10

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:46

Idk who's dumber your bf for using that as an excuse or you for dating this idiot in the first place

save_da_whales 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:08

Oh wow he has got to go ASAP

Stessin_Trust 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:33

Soundz Likes Sumone Needz To Dropped

DELlirous14 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:02

Wat a douchebag but that response he gave is really funny!! XD!!

freshx_fml 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:29

He meant being with you.. He didn't like being with you..

detective_oreo 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:59

He cheated on you and didn't like it...

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Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

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