Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

Spicy
Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 893
You deserved it 39 848

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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Eh. Heard worse. Heard about the idiots who shoplifted the vibrators from Spencer's and batteries from FYE, apparently this was such a common thing that the former Spencer's employee just waited for the call from FYE about the stolen mech since loss prevention was "let them take it" But yeah. At least OP can replace the batteries out of pocket after payday.

Isa_fml 20

Buy a rechargeable vibe when you can afford one (I like Lelo... they're gorgeous, but there are other higher end brands that are also really nice to look at). They're pricey, but in the long run you'll save plenty of money on batteries 'cause you can just plug 'em in. :) I hope your financial woes go away soon. Take care!

Sugar_ray17 3

Its funny that parents who drop off there kids to these places dont know how sick the employees are. Disgusting.

Sorry, but masturbation is normal and healthy. Everyone does it, there's no way to keep kids away from "disgusting" masturbators.

TheyCallMeDamien 17
raichu23154 10
Sugar_ray17 3

oh really #90? So lack of self control of ones sexuality allows for someone to sink to new lows as in stealing batteries out of a childs toy? You're probably one of those sick ***** too

You people who are calling her disgusting are being assholes. A normal mother with a vibrator doesn't get reprimanded, but she does? Really? Plus, these toys aren't owned by the kids, they're the daycare's! AND! You people act like she friggin' destroyed the sanctity of the toy or something. CALM the hell DOWN.

you destroyed the kids pleasure to play so you had the pleasure to play with yourself.

Invest in rechargeable batteries and a charger, dear. Or better yet, one of the Jopen vibes with a base to recharge it. It'll save yourself from doing extremely questionable things like this.