Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
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Onyxdragon 9

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

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llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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dannnngthatsux 19

Just grab the tickle me Elmo! "I was testing it for safety, honestly!!!" Come pay day buy 2x the batteries at dollar store. Don't do again.

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

If I put ydi, does that mean I'm saying you deserve a working vibrator?

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beefofwar 4

this is probably the funniest one ive read in a long time

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chrisxja 8

I think to a guy who hasn't had before, anything would be nice..

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worldclassrager 39

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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itsme82 18

I once stole batteries out of my nephews toy for the same reason.?

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