Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

Spicy
Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 893
You deserved it 39 848

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

Comments

Stealing candy from a baby has turned into stealing batteries from kids' toys. Go to the grocery store or a gas station and buy some

dave20012 15

That is just sad for sure Like an earlier comment you sacrifice a child's happiness of play time for your own "play time" When you could have taken batteries from your tv remote or even bought from a dollar store.

This is the best FML I have seen in a while :3

A horny thief-employee! What else does an employer need? :P

I'm not a proffesional at vibrators. but don't batteries go in the device?

MzZombicidal 36

What? How did you not understand the post? OP said "I stole batteries from the daycare I work at, and put them *IN* my vibrator"

Are you just that broke or do you inexplicably not know where to buy rechargeable batteries?