Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

Spicy
Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 893
You deserved it 39 848

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

Comments

Brilliant!!! This is why I love this site, real people and real shit! Hope it was worth it ;-)

How do you know they don't have a man? OP could be using that vibrator with someone. Even if not, it's better to know your own body first than to awkwardly figure it out along with someone else. That way you know what to say and do when the moment comes.

If you could afford to buy a vibrator, you can afford batteries

lionhead29 9
cho_bee 9

I hope they were D batteries...