Work: This is mine now

This is mine now

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

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By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

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Effed up

By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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Stoner in disguise

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlett

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

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Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

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Team building

By Incompetent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML

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Welcome back

By pixie_pix13 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML

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How is that a reason?

By now sharing the blessing - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML

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Dinonick 15

Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

If you don't care about losing your job, I'd report him for theft

GetIt23 8

Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

You should've at least told him you were bringing you own printer in.

Comments

GeneralDerp 5

Monday 20 October 2014 10:06

Was it a red printer? Are you going to burn your office building down because you can't get it back?

Sangue0608 26

Monday 20 October 2014 10:15

I would have told them to check the cameras, not to mention I would have had some kind of agreement and proof that I was bringing it in the first place.

AerBear115 15

Monday 20 October 2014 10:39

Get the serial number on it and have the police or store where you bought it trace it and have them print it off as evidence it's yours

Merridew 8

Monday 20 October 2014 11:02

OP you are too modest. How do you live at all? You should learn how to stand up for your rights! The situation seems so impossible to me.

aiyorob 1

Monday 20 October 2014 11:12

I would take back office supplies/stuff of the same value.

hellowisaid 15

Monday 20 October 2014 12:30

PLOT TWIST: you were actually going to steal it and you are living a lie

Emmamazing 26

Monday 20 October 2014 13:12

Thats theft.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

Talk to the person who orders office supplies. Get them to tell the boss that this printer was never ordered, and that you indeed brought it from home.

rileyks 5

Monday 20 October 2014 16:47

You shouldn't have let him take your printer its your property fight it to the point of being arrested

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 20 October 2014 17:47

I agree that you should have informed someone in the office that the office printer was broken. However, kudos to your initiative to bringing in your own stuff to ensure your work remained efficient.