Intimacy: Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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Empathy bypass

By Jason - 17/04/2020 02:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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hoopfrog 14

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:33

Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah

inner_peace 19

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:33

One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:29

I guess it's too late to ask if she's sexually active?

CaptainMcFlurry 3

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:29

Wait so what was happening? You didn't say

PokeZilla 9

Sunday 10 August 2014 9:59

She was giving him a *******. Did you even read the FML or are you too young to understand?

andyeatsworld 10

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:35

Not sure if you meant to make a pun there.

godofdestroyers 4

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:37

Lmao i would have imitated that sound until the day she got married. Like: whats up? (Gagging noise)

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:49

I'm guessing she found the situation hard to swallow?

slutfactory 17

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:53

I honesty can't say that OP deserves this one for barging into his sister's room. I mean, he was concerned for her well-being. Sorry you had to see such a disturbing sight. No good deed goes unpunished. /:

KatyLarae 13

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:06

At least you were concerned for her health....

Phoebe18 14

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:08

I can completely understand why OP would walk into his/her sisters bedroom with concerns of her intentionally throwing up. If I thought someone may be self harming of any kind I would try to stop them doing it rather than waiting until after they were finished and bringing it up at a time when they could completely deny having done anything. People don't need to show signs of making themselves throw up or self harming in other ways for them to be doing so, so I completely understand OP being worried. If OP didn't catch them in the act, there's always a chance someone else might have if they are often doing this sort of thing while there are people home.