Dogs, Texting and Animals: Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

By poordog - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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You deserved it 9 414

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Always proofread before sending

By ShortieRose - 28/05/2019 22:13

Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML

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You deserved it 430

Over the rainbow bridge

By Memelord - 18/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 168

You deserved it 1 560

LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 479

You deserved it 7 857

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 596

You deserved it 40 410

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 297

By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 275

You deserved it 8 246

By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 437

You deserved it 13 193

Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 291

You deserved it 1 049

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 077

You deserved it 4 407

By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 412

You deserved it 46 719

klalalo 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:33

am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:20

Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.

Comments

allen20 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:50

i make lots of mistakes in textin and one time idk how it happened but i accidently wrote "I'm going to rape you later on" hehe silly typos lol xP

DillyLyn 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 23:59

That's ******* hilarious

hackymeal 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:51

:O evill :p

MakeupBurn 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:51

I found this funny. it happens, it's a typo. I'm pretty sure you didn't wish death on her dog.

elisesavestheque 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:52

sorry but this made me laugh out loud lol

sahayalayan 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:53

HAHAHA. That is so ridiculous. I totally know what you're saying. I hate texting mistakes. lol.

hackymeal 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:53

12: maybe she was thinking of sumthin else when she rote it. or it culd of been typo cos I is next to O

JayC_22 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:55

lol fyl

mae18_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:57

haaa wow

louie111887 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:57

7 and 9 I completely agree it was halarious lmfa

hyefedyee 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:58

dw mistake happen jst txt her back saying sorry n tell her what u really ment to say

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Today, and for the past 2 years, my aunt has owed me money. She just admitted that she fell for a scam, and gave the scammer more than double the amount I'd loaned her. I felt bad for her… until I realized something. When I asked how she had it to give to them, but not to pay me back, she got mad and hung up on me. FML

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Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

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Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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Today, I was in a Zoom meeting for a very important lab I work in. My lab director, who is writing me a letter of recommendation for medical school, commented on a painting I had in the background. "Oh, what is that? It looks nice." My reply? "A bong." I got a professionalism email right after. FML

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