Dogs, Texting and Animals: Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

By poordog - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 565

You deserved it 9 423

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Same thing different taste

Always proofread before sending

By ShortieRose - 28/05/2019 22:13

Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 083

You deserved it 432

Over the rainbow bridge

By Memelord - 18/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 168

You deserved it 1 564

LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 479

You deserved it 7 857

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 596

You deserved it 40 415

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 298

By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 279

You deserved it 8 246

By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 439

You deserved it 13 195

Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 293

You deserved it 1 055

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 084

You deserved it 4 407

By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 413

You deserved it 46 721

klalalo 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:33

am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:20

Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.

Comments

izziieB 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:59

YDI for two reasons - should have read it before you sent it and o and I aren't even on the same keys

cherylface 13

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:10

However, they are right next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard. A format which is not so uncommon in phones nowadays.

welderchick87 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:24

izziieeB...on a QWERTY keyboard/keypad...the o and i are right next to each other. My phone has a QWERTY keyboard, (in case you don't know....it's the same as a computer/laptop keyboard) and I've done a similar thing as the poster, but I read my texts before I send them to make sure I didn't mess up something like that...although if I do realize that I made a typo, I'm quick to send another one correcting my mistake. Maybe you should have thought about that a little bit more before making a stupid comment.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:43

They probably do what I do, which is text without really looking at their phone. I haven't made a mistake yet, but I can easily see this happening. It's not that uncommon to spell something, it's just unfortunate.

Its_Ash_The_Dj 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 14:42

O and I are next to each other

Feverrotes 15

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:05

hahaha I know it's wrong but that sounds like a MLIA.

queenofdeath 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:30

oh my god... I wonder what your friend thought

SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:43

Did you at least send a corrected text and apologizefor the error made? While I find this a little on the funny side, truth is if it was me with the sick dog that text would upset me more!