Dogs, Texting and Animals: Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

By poordog - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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You deserved it 9 414

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Same thing different taste

Always proofread before sending

By ShortieRose - 28/05/2019 22:13

Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 081

You deserved it 430

Over the rainbow bridge

By Memelord - 18/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 168

You deserved it 1 560

LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 479

You deserved it 7 857

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 596

You deserved it 40 410

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 297

By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 275

You deserved it 8 246

By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 437

You deserved it 13 193

Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 291

You deserved it 1 049

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 407

By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 412

You deserved it 46 719

klalalo 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:33

am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:20

Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.

Comments

rosierosierosie 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:39

I have a QWERTY keyboard and I've done something similar. But I didn't actually send it, I managed to cancel it.

Thund3rStruck_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:43

Fruedian slip?

Ripunzel 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:23

hahahaha that fukin sux!! I've done that a LOT- danm fone that checks my spelling

lem0n_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:26

LOL. First FML that's made me laugh in a while. But really, best of luck to your friend's dog.

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:51

If your friend is a drama queen she probably thought you were being dramatic.

renatozi 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:17

hahahaa this made me laugh too much

V_S234 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:22

Omg that made me laugh. But I'm sure your friend knew what you meant. If someone said that to me, I would assume that it was a typo, or that their annoying sibling had sent it. Don't worry. ;)