Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 269
You deserved it 12 749

Same thing different taste

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Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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puckmastakilla6 1

wtf bro, go mack chicks, now

at least you're not the 40 year old virgin... yet.

To those asking: Condoms expire because everything medical expires. They're only going to guarantee effectiveness for so long so people don't sue over a 40 year old condom.

christopherlove 0

Condoms last for a few years, so you must be about 27 now? Ouch. I'm pretty anti-social but even I get laid with some frequency. You're doing something wrong.

don't rush into anything. i gave it up one drunken night to a guy a hardly knew because i was sick of being a virgin, i was 23. i totally regretted it. i didn't meet the love of my life til i was 28. and i've never been happier and my inexperience was a bonus, because then i could try out all this sex stuff with him and the sex is great.

hey im a guy if u r an ugly girl id bang you. if you are a guy i have an ugly girl for you

1) Problem: you are /waiting/ rather than being remotely proactive. 2) #100 F T W. Also, but contradictorily, #41 speaks the truth. 3) There are other people in the same boat as you. Right here! :/

#65 said it. There are so much better things in life besides sex :). I think most people would agree at least I would hope.

I don't see why people are ashamed for being virgins, it just means you have more morals, self worth, and self control than other pitiful people who screw just about anything as long as it breathes(not counting vibrators, etc.)

#198 being sexually active doesn't mean you dont have morals, self worth, or self control. having sex is normal for every living thing. Now.. on the other hand, sleeping around, is immoral. people who have sex arent all people who just 'screw anything as long as it breathes' and by your name "bubblekat9" i wouldnt be suprised if you were only nine