Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 269
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Same thing different taste

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Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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hell no #153 I'm not embarrassed at all.....I just chose to remain unnoticed on a pointless site which happens to be NON social networking. so therefore pointless. You should probably remained anonymous as well because you look like whitetrash shit with a bad perm.....You were probably better off as a question mark. :)

Im with u man! Im still a virgin too, the difference, i'm 14.

to everyone saying way to wait...that is not this persons choice. Dont be trying to get laid. it wont happen that way. wait for someone you really care about, know and love. it will make it that much better. DONT hire an escort or a prosititue. they can have diseases (and then NO ONE will want to be with you) and it could be a very bad experiance. #182 please dont do it jst to do it. it wont be worth it and you will regret it. To everyone who didn't know that condoms expire: you are idiots and should not be partaking in any activities that may result in pregnancy. you should have seen EXPIRE: (insert date here) on the back of the package. to everyone: it is not jst sex. it is your life, and the actions you do affect the rest of your life in some way, shape, or form. try not to do things that you think you mite regret (and if you think you mite, you shouldn't do it). jst be happy

YDI VIRGIN!!! must be ugly or socially retarded

AutumnsMonologue 0

...Is it shameful to stay a virgin and not risk getting F'd up STD's?!? Even with "protection" people can get pregnant and pass STDs

1xbananax1 0

U should save it for marriage or just say that

rachelbrianna25 0

wow. = ( poor thing. get a toy @ least. = ) lol.

jessb_fml 0

If you really want to get laid so bad, surely it can't be that difficult can it?

Just do it already! become Bi-sexual... you cant find sex, so Buy it!!!!!!!!!