"And alive people." It's so tragic I could cry.

He's prepared! Sounds like a smart boyfriend op I like him.

I think you are a Zombie... Spells like one. HaHaHa

You're also a jackass so you got that working for you to bravo.

Tell your boyfriend that a zombie's blood will turn people into zombies so his messy zombie-killing logic won't work. OP, I probably wouldn't cuddle next to him without first removing your mascara. Runny mascara leaves a zombie look. He might attack.

At least he's prepared

your boyfriend is an idiot. when the zombies come, pieces of him are gonna be found in his room next to his precious bat

Sounds like you have thought about this once or twice.

Thank you Noor for having the most solid logic on this comment thread yet! Bath sa- Zombies are no joke don't treat them like one!

You would be surprised how many people sleep with baseball bats under their beds because they are afraid of zombies! I was watching the news with my friend when we heard of that guy chewing that poor homeless guys face off in LA when I jokingly mentioned a zombie attack ( I wasn't being heartless on purpose. I was trying to lighten the mood in bad taste as I now know) In response she pulled a baseball bat from under her bed and said she was prepared. She wasn't kidding!