By Anonymous - 24/08/2012 21:10 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
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bargarlm 2

Well at least you got banged?

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Greendaycheese 12

Well at least he's prepared?...

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kitsune3 20

More like F HIS life. He has a girlfriend who doesn't realize or accept the fact that, with all the scientific experimentation, radiation, and other incredibly logical factors, a zombie apocalypse is one of the most likely apocalypse concepts out there.

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rhysfucker 24

Actually a virus / flu will probably pull our plugs

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br0ccoli 14

Actually, I think the day gets closer when the 99% will eventually get fed up and violently go after the 1%. I think that's how it's going down in the history books.

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mckibben 7

Swine flu (H1N1 or whatever it was) was the closest to a zombie outbreak yet

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ManInTheMachine 19

72-Except for the fact that the swine flu didn't make people into undead cannibals, and the common cold spreads faster than H1N1.

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Levvy 22

I wish I could tell if you were being facetious.

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jenniiienyc 5

At least for your sake it wasn't a sword. :)

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badluck14_______ 2

Lol hard luck :) lucky it wasnt something heavier though

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Dixbfloppin 11

Ellis: "I'll knock some heads with this."

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krylonpony 3

Someone watched too much walking dead maybe?

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Milotiiic 9

Or not enough... To realize that one baseball bat won't work very long!

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al66orange 4

I have that same fear, I just keep my doors locked tight lol

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Countryrose0524 7

Hey, you never know when that shit is really gonna happen. Cause ya know, its coming.

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