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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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Same thing different taste

By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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By UFVKNP - 10/03/2017 16:00

Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML

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The customer is always an ass

By Anonymous - 06/12/2012 23:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 01:30

Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML

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I don't get paid enough for this shit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 03:06 - United States - Tyler

Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 05:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML

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gremlin_bros 19

Monday 5 August 2013 5:30

Gee coffee that tastes like coffee who would have thunk it lol

amDes 11

Monday 5 August 2013 5:32

Tell her to stay away from anything that says "coffee" in it title if she hates it so god damn much.

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HeartOfLead 24

Monday 5 August 2013 5:38

Customer: WTF is this?! OP: It's coffee, sir... Customer: This is disgusting; get a cappuccino. OP: *sighs*

Dallasluver19 14

Monday 5 August 2013 5:42

Do you work at Starbucks?

beastiness 14

Monday 5 August 2013 5:44

I have a feeling op is leaving out some important info, I mean nowadays your morning coffee can be flavored to taste like just about anything, so maybe the customer ordered a special drink that wouldn't taste like normal coffee. On a side note though what so bad about the taste of coffee I always drink it black

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Monday 5 August 2013 5:49

Oh wow, another member of the "There Must Be More To This Story" hipster alliance. Cool.

beastiness 14

Monday 5 August 2013 5:52

Idk what your talking about I'm just saying why would someone order something they hate, there's gotta be more there

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Monday 5 August 2013 5:55

Because some people are ******* crazy-ass mother *******. And some like to run their mouths off to feel tough and in control. And so on and so forth. How about a little good faith, huh?

beastiness 14

Monday 5 August 2013 6:00

I agree with you on that some people will look for trouble

Ameel_fml 19

Monday 5 August 2013 7:05

As someone who is obsessed with iced coffee, my guess would be that the crazy lady is used to iced coffee with flavored-syrup instead of actual coffee beans. There is a difference in flavor (iced coffee with coffee beans does have a less creamy, more coffee-ish taste. Go figure) but it's kinda bizarre that she'd complain about the coffee taste since even the syrup is still, y'know, coffee flavored.

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Monday 5 August 2013 9:38

43-I work in a coffee shop, and all of our iced coffee has coffee beans in it...we can add syrup like caramel or mocha, or shots of flavor, but no matter what you order in it, it still has coffee in it..otherwise it would just be ice, cream, sugar, and flavoring. We do have a frozen coffee drink, but even that has a coffee base in it, so no matter what, it is going to taste like coffee.