Work: Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By Whytetrash - 20/06/2013 06:32 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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CIA-level batshittery

By fear - 17/12/2020 00:02 - United States - Denver

Today, an angry customer from my old job and punched me in the face before screaming; “You thought you’d seen the last of me?” I moved seven states over and she followed me here just to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 14:00

Today, an old guy got nose to nose with me, threatened me, and spit in my face, just because I politely reminded him he needed to be wearing a mask. He had been coughing on multiple food items in my store. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

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Breeders

By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

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Meggston 17

Friday 25 July 2014 0:23

If you said that to him, I'd punch you too.

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 25 July 2014 0:26

I think what a lot of the commenters are missing is the fact that it's a DONUT. It's not accommodation, or basic food, it's a luxury. If he can afford a donut he can afford full price.

Comments

omgsorry8676 6

Friday 25 July 2014 1:57

If your store offers it then give it. If not let them know that your store don't have one. If you would have told them this you could have avoided a black eye

ThepurpleCow 19

Friday 25 July 2014 2:04

Shoulda made the asshole show you his veteran card.

UmmOkThen 31

Friday 25 July 2014 2:05

Veteran is a veteran, no matter how fat, old, or rude. They fought for your freedom, so show some dang respect!

brush17 7

Friday 25 July 2014 4:50

calling bullshit on your story but even if that is true I'm sorry. in the services respect is ingrained through training. however to receive disrespect from someone in the military usually well warranted.

dfair1987 16

Friday 25 July 2014 7:18

What freedom did they fight for?

bravesgirl55 11

Friday 25 July 2014 9:19

I agree that we should be grateful. However, acting bat shit crazy is unacceptable no matter who you are!

QueenofWheels 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 21:19

Well how long has your family been here?

Respect101 17

Friday 25 July 2014 2:06

#18, did you read the FML? He completely insulted the guy, I sided with OP all the way till he was saying what a fat lard this guy is.

MarshallBlaire 14

Friday 25 July 2014 2:41

YDI for not giving him a Vet discount ... just because he is fat does not mean he is not a vet... Though he did not need to hit you.... though i probably would of.

jmark888 10

Friday 25 July 2014 2:49

Okay if he really was a veteran u should've gave it to him cuz unlike u he has balls to go defend this country

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Friday 25 July 2014 4:01

the op is your CUZin? :o?

HotShot313 15

Friday 25 July 2014 2:59

hahaha that made my day

Futacy 29

Friday 25 July 2014 2:59

68- So you don't think the reason OP added the part about him "eating his way out of fat camp" was because he punched him? OP never said that he said that to his face. If some guy punched me in the face for not catering to his superiority complex, I'd be pissed too.