By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
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dontpanic_fml 32

Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

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Ambient25 24

Just tell them you were practicing your mosh

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finch01 18

that tree totally let you it smack you in the face. go after the tree... it's full of leaves

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tj5810 21

Better safe than sorry! I've had to go insta-ninja a few times myself. It's not pretty!

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hotaro15 3

Yeah that leaf ninja'd you

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Obviously you are not trained in using ninja mode correctly, if you were, no one would have been able to see you.

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gilliaga73 18

You are not schooled in ninja ways...if you had been, the leaf would never have seen you coming.

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limitedition 25

They were just staring because they were in awe of your ninja stealth.

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Toasty283 8

"Ninja mode activated" *starts flailing arms and screaming*

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

#25, how come OP overreacted? Maybe (s)he has a phobia, you don't know that

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