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B-but... you lift!
Lucky you dodged it. Look up the statistics. Falling leaves kill more people every year than falling coconuts, bee stings, and shark attacks combined.
Yeah, since when does a ninja scream and flail?
OP has confused the word "ninja" with the word "idiot"
Why would you start flailing and screaming in the first place? I get flinching and stuff but that's just ridiculously over the top and IMHO OP deserved it.
Hmm, a flailing, screaming, failing ninja. Must have been a great novelty show for the carnival.
"Unagi"
"Salmon skin roll"
OP, you have no idea what "ninja mode" looks like, do you? Screaming and flailing is how I react to bugs, too, only I call it "little bitch mode".
At least you went into ninja mode and not scream like a little girl mode
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Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail
Just tell them you were practicing your mosh