By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 071
You deserved it 17 884

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dontpanic_fml 32

Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

Just tell them you were practicing your mosh

Comments

01Ben21 10

This happens to me probably more than it should.

Lucky you dodged it. Look up the statistics. Falling leaves kill more people every year than falling coconuts, bee stings, and shark attacks combined.

nnnope 26

you would make a terrible ninja.

Yeah, since when does a ninja scream and flail?

OP has confused the word "ninja" with the word "idiot"

dontpanic_fml 32

Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

Why would you start flailing and screaming in the first place? I get flinching and stuff but that's just ridiculously over the top and IMHO OP deserved it.

Hmm, a flailing, screaming, failing ninja. Must have been a great novelty show for the carnival.

OP, you have no idea what "ninja mode" looks like, do you? Screaming and flailing is how I react to bugs, too, only I call it "little bitch mode".

At least you went into ninja mode and not scream like a little girl mode

yryilmaz 13

Ohh.. Wait... Yeah (s)he did.