By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 071
You deserved it 17 884

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dontpanic_fml 32

Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

Just tell them you were practicing your mosh

Comments

Definitely not a ninja, but you showed that leaf!

The_F3rris 11

It's not very ninja to scream...

Beckei 18

With my limited experience with ninjas, I've learned they neither scream nor flail... However, I probably would have done the same thing...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wolf_girl_Kort 7

Screaming and flailing really isn't "ninja mode". Ninja mode is more catching a book when it falls from a table two feet away. But good reaction time!

YDI for calling screaming and flailing "Ninja mode".

Then you're not a ninja. A ninja doesn't scream and flail about.