By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
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dontpanic_fml 32

Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

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Ambient25 24

Just tell them you were practicing your mosh

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laden_swallow09 34

25- Phobia or not, it was an overreaction. The very essence of a phobia is to have an irrational fear of something in particular. Irrational fear leads to overreactions. OP overreacted.

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AlexxIV 3

Instant ninja mode...screaming? Mate you clearly don't know what ninjas do

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DDCA 24

What kind of festival? You probably went into "ninja" mode from all the hallucinogenics you took. At least you showed that leaf.

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rubyliu8420 7

FYI ninjas don't scream or flail... YDI for sure.

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tamtam27 15

Dude/dudette, are you scared of bugs or just things that fly in general? I got a friend who is totally scared of anything that flies, even flying leaves

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luckshotpro 12

I'd like to meet a ninja who's go-to tactic was screaming and flailing.

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iwadasn 32

Screaming and flailing? I'm not sure you know what a ninja is.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#43, I'd generally say it's an overreaction to flip shit when a leaf flies into your face.

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Lomus 24

Let's see who gets this: was it the most important leaf in human history?

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uhnevermind 24

I wonder if OP is named Clara. That would make my day. XD

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Lomus 24

It's at least good to know I'm not the only Whovian on this site...

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