Animals: Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs...

By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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By froggylicious - 16/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 15:00 - Germany

Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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SShelbyy 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

He's her prince charming :)

MetallicaRules19 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:54

poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!

Comments

brookiebaby16 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:36

17 ur pic is adorable

perradize 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:00

I have a frog phobia! I don't want them dead but I damn sure don't want the bluggers around me! ignore it, run away, or just have someone else catch it! but don't wait to long or you'll have a frog infestation! ): I REALLY DONT LIKE THE THINGS!

4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:11

It's precious^

lexisdakotaa 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:24

I'm guessing you meant marijuana?...

lexisdakotaa 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:28

oops... wrong place. bahahahaha xD

docscientist 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:31

Today, I came home from a long day at work to enjoy my hot tub. When I got in, the stench of death assaulted my senses and I was met with boiled flesh floating around me. Apparently my wife decided to boil a trapped frog because she couldn't think of a simple way of removing him without needing to drain the hot tub afterward. FML

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:52

^ lol

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:52

^ lol

TCoop1515 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:58

if she loves him, she will eat him so he doesn't go to waste XD

Jaded21 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:59

^ROFLMAO

tayza249 20

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:01

Get one of those nets that are used to skim the water in pools.. are they called skimmers? Not sure. But yea, get one of those to scoop him up

tayza249 20

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:03

And please don't kill the frog. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it deserves to die.

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:36

Wtf don't boil it... just get a damn net

MissBunny25 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:20

thank you 58. you're the voice f reason among idiots.

heyred 11

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:08

Don't worry, the chlorinated water will kill him soon.

auntycj 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:14

I really want to thumb this down too, but I can't. It's true, frogs are super sensitive to their environment and the chlorine touching its skin will kill it soon if it does not return to nature.