By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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Paintonmyarms214 21

Could've been worse; he might have been into that too.

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chairmanmeow1 16

Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again

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mld4657 28

Well, at least he backed off and didn't say he wanted to see or worse I guess...

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fmlrulesBolt 14

Maybe that is what is wrong with the girl who rejected me

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

You know, assuming there's something wrong with a person for simply rejecting you clearly indicates there's something wrong with you.

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interesting33 36

i think they might have been being sarcastic

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ChadHelton 8

lose the"kindly" and just go with "**** off" if he doesn't take the hint.

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eyepunchlad 11

oooh yeah alright. cool. while it totally sucks that this dude was hassling you, that's pretty much a really shitty thing to say. transphobic, cissexist, heteronormative, pick your buzzword. trans people don't exist for you to use the disgust and hatred people have of us to get creeps off your back. points for not saying "born male" though, i guess

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eyepunchlad 11

oh yeah. homophobic too. misread the post. so. *trans women and queer women don't exist for you to use the disgust and hatred people have of us to get creeps off your back.

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great_just_great 22

Next time just ask him what his star sign is and then claim your signs are incompatible and it would be doomed from the start. Freaks them the **** out every time.

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ghetto_child 19

my guess is that he heard the word "lesbian" and instantly thought *threesome!!!!*

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enginsteve 17

You got lucky. I had a friend who liked transgendered females. his point of view was that " if she was once a guy, that means she knows what guys like" Whatever

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interesting33 36

Nothing wrong with liking transgendered females :)

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IronMan_Mk43 20

Tell him that you're a disciple of Satan and that going out with someone warrants 90 lashes for the person you agree to go out with. Works every time.

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worldclassrager 39

It worked right? But that's pretty drastic...

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

The sad part is, more often than not, it's necessary for a woman to go that far to get them to stop.

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Sub_conscious 1

Or, you know, you could just have told him "I am not interested in you, go away" instead of making up stupid stories......

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Keiraquarium 12

It's entirely possible that she did. Some people just do not take no for an answer.

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coatl45 11

There are some idiots that think that's just the girl playing hard to get. I try not to go to bars and clubs with those type of guys, people tend to think that type of thinking rubs off on the guys that hang around him.

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