By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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lilpowers 3

Then go without a condom! Her loss if the bitch get preggers!

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UmbreonKirby 14

****** do in fact have standards. If you're that desperate, try a sock. I hear they don't care who uses them

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slothstronaught 11

How do I stand on prostitution? I don't stand on it, I lay down on it! ;)

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