By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

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Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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Isa_fml 20

You deserved it for treating her and thinking of her as less than human. Are you going to DENY that ****** are allowed to have standards? That's tantamount to saying you would rape her, dude. You're disgusting.

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Coldinside 12

@Isa You are an idiot. Were does it say that he thinks of her as less than human? Wanting sex and being willing to pay or it does not equal rape. Nowhere does it state that he forced the hooker to do ANYTHING. He just complained about being denied a paid service on the basis of his looks.

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justanotherbird 19

I really want to see what OP looks like now.

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