By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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dansco 24

Go uglier next time... Maybe partially blind lol

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SnailJamsss 6

Hookers are disgusting. They got all kinds of diseases.

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daniellestatt 0

time to bring out Miss Blowupdoll if Mr.41yearoldvirgin still cant get laid

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BumbleRoo 0

I don't want to say anything cause it would be too mean

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Breemarie13 0

I didnt know they truly had a choice .. Wheree was her pimp ?! Rofl FYL !

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good41thing198 7

So many clueless replies, so little time... From experience (2 marriages, 2 divorces, dozens of GFs before, during, and after), I can assure you that a good quality hooker is the best value. And to quote the great philosopher, "you're not paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave when you're done."

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