Health: Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude"...

By "people these days" - 19/07/2013 20:36 - United States - Fairfax

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

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You deserved it 15 897

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By God damn it son - 08/08/2022 04:00

Today, after my 10 year-old son asked what equal rights were and I'd explained it means you treat everyone the same, this morning he punched a girl who's been bullying him so hard, he broke her tooth, because, "Equal rights: if she was a boy I'd have hit her before, but equal rights says it doesn't matter if she's a girl, so I hit her." FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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You deserved it 159

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00

Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML

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You deserved it 350

NO DANG CRT IN MY ZONE, BOY

By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 06:00

Today, I had to explain racism to my son after some of his school friends were talking about it. Another parent then stormed up to us, pissed off because even though I was explaining how bad racism is, just talking about it is itself racist, and he was offended by me. He made my son cry. FML

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Politeness

By Anonymous - 25/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML

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You deserved it 99

By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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brainymes 30

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:27

He was just an immature child who couldn't admit he was wrong. All the same, argument won.

Varieus 30

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:42

It was much much worst back then, than it is now. The stuff today is 100x better in comparison.

Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:39

32, I think the point is that OP got punched for expressing an opinion.

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:43

I think it's strange that two thirds of the comments are debating the values of then and now and overlooking the point that OP was punched for expressing an opinion.

1jordan1 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:06

That is true, it's completely unfair for him to have been punched and that guy kind of shot a hole through the point he was trying to make.

staroftexas9 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:19

So a "kid" points out that manners were better in the 50's and you respond by spouting off about race relations and other heavy adult situations that he made no mention of? I hope it hurt.

NagainaFier 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:09

I highly doubt OP was talking about that stuff to a ten year old. Depending on his age, a 'kid' to OP could be anywhere from late teens to very early twenties.

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:23

Oh no. Someone with a different opinion to you. Quick, better respond by calling them a twat. That'll show em!

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:39

To be fair, when OP wrote the fml, they had already been punched, so any charity as far as terms was probably punched out of them.

Iwannarock1 19

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:50

why did you go straight to the race card? I want to punch you too!

LifeFailure 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 14:30

No no, F HIS life, because that's when you call the cops and press charges. That's assault.

odamaliekh 26

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:16

OP, you are awesome.

riveju 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:21

Just because he referred to the 1950s doesn't mean he endorses any kind of segregation. Why would you just assume something like that and open your big mouth? You had it coming...

Epikouros 31

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:21

Well, the kid proved his own statement, didn't he?

tiger5248 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:25

What's so great about this generation? What do we have? A bunch of skinny jean wearin momma boys who are ruining the morals and values of an entire nation for the sake of there "feelings." Man up and take the punch like a bitch like u r and get on with life.