By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

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Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

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conman531 23

So that's what passes as a compliment these days, huh?

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badluckalex 23

That is probably the most disgusting thing I have heard this morning... or my whole life. Sorry OP, that guys deserved to get a swift kick to his meat stick.

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matt721 8

You must have some great dirty bath water.

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frostedfoster 15

Do you use lavender salts? Could be delicious... Just saying

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A07 48

Did you ask if he wanted bubble bath water or just regular?

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SlowDownImaNoob 20

I say you go play in mud for a bit before showering

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vlalam 24

absolutely creepy and revolting.. is th at even real? why, just why?

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