By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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reginal 9

It's your own fault for sleeping with her

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Igor_g5 0

Well if you did her...

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disney_blonde 16

Why would you sleep with someone who's been stalking you? Just because she spreads her legs doesn't mean you need to stick your dick in her. Have some restraint!

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capnbzarr 43

If you don't want to get your girl pregnant, use protection every time. If you don't want to get your stalker pregnant, use a restraining order every time, and burn your used condoms.

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wittygirl 8

Haha sounds like a personal problem to me xD

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bigguyonfire 0

Dam did you get the DNA test done?

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