Work: Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging...

By socknotes - 09/03/2016 04:02 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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I'm a mess

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 23:01

Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML

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Don't engage with the nutjobs

By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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Nice try

By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Pennies From Heaven

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 20:38 - Germany - Bad Windsheim

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

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gabechriswill 19

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:14

why in socks, though? and that is a lot of socks sold in one day lol.

whoredom 21

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:03

find out where he works and put pro abortion ads in everything as pay back.

Comments

dogestuffup 11

Thursday 10 March 2016 13:28

seriously Christians are the worst of religious people

TAntobella 14

Thursday 10 March 2016 21:57

So now we are not even free to buy socks without being harassed by religious nuts?

Splitbreed 9

Friday 11 March 2016 5:03

I kinda want to do this but with less upsetting content

DoomedGemini 37

Friday 11 March 2016 8:35

Pro-masturbation pamphlets

ulissey_fml 22

Friday 11 March 2016 7:08

But the only way a sock could be pregnant would be if...Now , wait...

blackonblight 32

Friday 11 March 2016 11:54

Dear gods, they're flying North now. I thought the US had that market cornered.

jvanevery 19

Friday 11 March 2016 16:28

definitely tell your boss he can review the surveillance tapes and this guy can be banned from the store for life

venusdoom21 10

Saturday 12 March 2016 0:20

Who is clicking "You Deserved It"? How was this deserved???

jriley4u 17

Saturday 12 March 2016 3:31

You didn't take a minute to go look at the socks after the first or second return? And where do you work? I might want a pair of those awesome socks that just fly off the shelves.