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By Anonymous - 06/03/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 9:14

I can't believe people think this says anything about the state of the military. Do you know how many highly intelligent people do shit like this on occasion? It happens.

HinduSpartan 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:02

That blows dude

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Cmc520 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:49

I woulda smacked the crack outta him. that's just messed up dude. I would of hated the time I had to spend outside in that weather with the wrong gear.

swagga0n1oo 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 10:08

Damn...where the hell is snicker's comment. I'm waiting for her to say something she looked up on Google.com to seem like she runs this shit...where o where did my lil snick go...

unknownanswer 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 10:57

And they say Marines are dumb, glad I'm not in the army

okieraider71 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:56

#19--Thats a really hot Tramp Stamp you have. Women like you are why men howl at the moon. I need a cold shower after that pic.

astro_plastic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 13:25

If we'd bring the troops home, this could have been avoided. Oh, and lots of other horrible things as well.

Bewitched_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:45

yes but if we bring te troops home then that would also reasure the world that the US has now become a pansy who can't finish what they said they would.