By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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rushiee 0

I wanna be just like him when I grow up (: lol

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Ren_Baby 0

24- Then what would its relevance be to the story?

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msl1333 4

that's his point. he's saying that maybe the guy was just a criminal who breaks into houses anyway and the fact that he was baked was just a coincidence.

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kazzz23 0

You should've thrown stuff at him! Messing with high people is so much fun! lol

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massnerder420 4

People who think it's so cool and funny to "mess" with people who are high are incredibly annoying, and ignorant. When a person is high, those dumb little things you do to "mess with them" would be equally as stupid and annoying if they were sober. What difference does it make that they're high? If you doing that shit to your little friends when they're high is actually effective, they're exaggerating and all of you are immature, them too immature to be smoking. Morons like you give marijuana users the label of the stereotypical "dumb stoner". The majority of us are actually quite intelligent.

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nicoleanddrake 0

shows how secure your house is.

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guitarspro 0

haha you fail at reading. it said tried to break in, not did break in.

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brianjman14 22

Before anyone says....... WEED DID NOT MAKE HIM DO THIS!!! OP, most likely he was on some other shit, but it could be the possibility that this guy is just ******* crazy and just did that even if the weed was supposed to make him relax.

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smilessss 4

uhhh sorry bout that

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lmaoatall 6

what type of stone was he made out of? David is on the loose agaian!

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harbqll 0

I assume you called the cops to come pick up the naked man you just shot dead for trying to break in?

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jordanprodigy023 0

Niceeee.( south park officers voice)

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