By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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rushiee 0

I wanna be just like him when I grow up (: lol

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

just take out a plate of sandwhiches. he's just got the munchies. if you're short on bread, choc-chip biscuits would do the job. :)

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abasio 1

stoned? only? my arse he was.

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aberle5 0

haha there are a lot of worse things that could happen and that just plain makes a good story! thanks for sharing :)

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ross340 0

stoned people dont do that. we're a peaceful people.

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MrBobby_fml 7

Yeah sounds like bullshit, I'd be surprised if weed would cause anyone to commit robbery, due to addiction or due to being high... but deciding to get naked? No way.

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RainbowHeadache 2

I've never left my couch when high. I will food from the fridge to come to me. It still hasn't yet but I'm patient. I can wait. His friends could've put him up to it or any number of possibilities but most people aren't affected by weed that way unless it's laced or their body can't handle it.

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jess6blondie9 2

Oh is it a lie? Do you know or stalk the OP to know this is a lie? I doubt that. So Stfu. Don't assume just because something out of the ordinary happened that it was a lie.

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