By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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xoohsoaddictedx 0

@2: lmao, love the comment. op: well if the tornado hits atleast you'll die knowing you did what you had to do.

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curegrrrl 0

Take a pot, some clean undies & some wipes and take cover. I think I would rather shit myself than die or be injured.....gross but better than a 2x4 through your chest or broken glass in your eye. Just sayin...

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chickenfriedCG 0

good idea . except it's only a tornado watch not a warning so really it would be best to go ahead and take a poop then return to your life until it becomes a warning.

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Bellacanfixit 2

I hope you're ok OP, I've noticed that everyone on FML has diarrhea at the worst of times, lol.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Yes. fmylife.com/miscellaneous/15922476#c_10374423

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sara117 0

Hey look at the bright side, at least you can see it coming

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CitrusGirl 0

1- supposedly one of the safest places during a tornado is the bathroom. 2- it's a watch, not a warning. 3- If you think you're in danger of death I'd hope you'd have better things to do than go on FML

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jmayinc 3

if his life was in danger and he had the runs...going on his phone and posting an fml isnt going to take any longer than it would if he just shit. its called multitasking. im sure if it was the runs it was still flowin after he posted it lol

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CitrusGirl 0

Except it says "at this moment." Normally I assume it was written after, but the phrase "at this moment" leads me to believe it was written during the incident.

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sonangedemusique 2

#20: Bathrooms are only safe if they are interior rooms. If they have outer walls and windows, they are not safe. just fyi. :)

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iamtwiggyme 0

#120 - Just because someone says "at this moment" doesn't mean that it's actually true. It could be written in the present tense for a more dramatic effect.

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79DrAwkwArD97 0

Why don't we not pick someone for making an observation when the OP is clearly confused between a tornado watch and a warning... Texas is perpetually under a tornado watch and it's not a big deal... Therefore the OP was in no immediate danger from the window in front of him and he can finishes his explosiveness without concern...

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79DrAwkwArD97 0

seriously... autocorrect can suck something... *nit pick* and *finish*...

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rachrhodes1 0

lol sux r4 yhu!! lmfaoo

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oliveindamiddle 0

tornado!? guess it's time to RUN. hahahah. hilarious.

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mustangdude44 0

ur in a shitty situation

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mustangdude44 0

i know it just came to me

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mustangdude44 0

ur in a shitty situation

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itsmisskay 2

Who the heck has a window in front of their toilet!

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Sprocket 5

I also have a window there.

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docscientist 9

I knew you could be counted on to solve that mystery.

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FreebirdIII 1

hope the window is to the north or east.

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