By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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sruss 0

if it's a WATCH....not a big deal.....now a WARNING...you can FML it

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itzthomas 0

This isn't a FML, it is clearly only a watch. OP grow up and stop being such a baby.

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enonymous 8

Tornado watch is exactly what you should be doing enjoying the view of a tornado while violently ******** your lower intestine out.

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bamfxd 4

I'm sure a tornada won't pop up in the next few minutes. Chill dude.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Grab a bucket, run to the basement, and hope for the best. Sounds like a shitty situation though :P

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

If a tornado came and struck your house, I don't think it'd matter where you were, except for the basement. If you're gonna be such a girl about this, the FML might as well as been, "Today, there was a tornado watch in my area. I'm scared. FML.

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Cnamobi 0

But I am a girl.... O_o

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jmayinc 3

just because youre a woman doesn't mean youre some pathetic helpless soul. being a woman def isnt a reason for bitchassness.

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lalalaleah4 0

Do you always bring your computer with you in the bathroom? Or was this just a special occasion?

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Cnamobi 0

Always, I actually refer to poop time as "reading" lol, and its just a tablet so its not like I have my laptop lol :)

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jmayinc 3

fml isnt just on computers...he could simply be on his phone

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SteelCladAngel 0

um...theres this neat little thing someone invented it's called a cellphone or maybe an iPod or an iPad or any other device that can connect to wifi

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lalalaleah4 0

I know everyone! I have FML on my iPhone, but even if it IS a tablet, if you were in this situation, wouldn't you be trying to figure out a plan instead of writing an FML?

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SteelCladAngel 0

they take a few days to get posted....

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MyLifeRox20 0

You have a big window in your shitter? I'm sure your neighbors find that awkward

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Seems like a design flaw if you ask me. I don't think I want to be on the toilet and have my neighbors wave at me while they're walking their dog.

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