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By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

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Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

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Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:15

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

bijan311 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:08

That's pretty funny

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jadeasian 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:16

ewwww

chasen 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:17

haha. just like the movies. :P

magaliwoodrock 19

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:17

ROFL! sexy

evanizle 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:19

it's wear** more clothes. and dude change ur pic ur cat makes me' homicidal

swimmerstud 7

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:29

^fail wrong post dude

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 16 August 2010 3:50

^Fail at you, dude. It was probably the comment bug.

lightning7 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:20

how the hell did a bee get into your shirt without you noticing? lol especially if it was your boob

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 16 August 2010 0:05

Uh...let's say she did notice. What then? She panics, the wasp panics, and she's still in a world of shit.

julia9872 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:21

i hope ur a guy....

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:36

Named Tammy.

lovestrong 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:21

Lmao, that sucks. :) At least it's a sting, and will go away. Not like an abnormal deformity. (:

imhowie 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:21

Three breasts? That's hot. The more breasts the better. OP is just looking at this the wrong way.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 16 August 2010 9:41

IT'S A NUBBIN!

The_Creeper_fml 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:21

Wonder how much it will swell. If the swelling is focused towards the center of your chest, and you were pretty flat to begin with, I bet you could pass as the one boobed lady from Kung Pao

tessie1423 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:54

That movie is the shit!

CrimsonStout 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:22

Perverted wasps around these days.

misfitSuperStar 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:24

When it happened to me, it stung me through my shirt & bra. :'(

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:26

that's a long ******* stinger

Brittney_E 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:11

that's what she said. ;D

MrFerret 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:16

lol ^win

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