Miscellaneous: Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Same thing different taste

By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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You deserved it 1 534

Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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You deserved it 499

Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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Noise annoys

By boom boom boom - 06/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML

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You deserved it 92

Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 4765

By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

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You deserved it 94

zxglle6382 10

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:36

If it's so loud that you can hear from the next house, maybe you can call the police for a noise violation...? That's a thing, right?

pratikp03 22

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:34

Still better than justin beiber

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mcrepas 19

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:51

Or just call the cops, much cheaper than trying to get a lawyer. Best of luck!

DeeDeeJay 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:52

If you have such a problem about it then why don't you just talk to your neighbor?

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:55

I Picture the scene from the movie Slingblade, where Dwight Yoakam's character "Doyle" was rehearsing with his band, and the music was awful.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 6 April 2014 3:19

Cool story, bro.

HumanWiki 8

Sunday 6 April 2014 3:13

Poison Ivy oil on their equipment when they're not looking.

BootheGhost 6

Monday 7 April 2014 7:59

Then watch as you get sued instead for vandalism...

Gpmo 10

Sunday 6 April 2014 3:15

yes lets sue. thats the right thing to do. whiner. grow a pair and go tall to the new neighbors and work something out.

olpally 32

Sunday 6 April 2014 3:16

Time to sabotage the band some how.

escobar07 10

Sunday 6 April 2014 3:34

he doesn't have to tell you about the neighbor. Due diligence is what you lacked.

Shade1982 20

Monday 7 April 2014 9:18

Actually, he does. Previous owner has to tell you anything which falls beyond reasonable limits. Something like this would fall in that category. Does seem to be dependent on the area though, calling the cops would be easier...