Animals: Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/02/2010 11:16 - Canada

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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JackDark 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:05

He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...

pandorasnymph 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:03

scary

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rohosoccer08 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:34

wow my friend just put a post on facebook about how a squirrel was running through the walls of her house all night... weird!

perdix 29

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:38

If he's crazy enough to run in between your walls, he's probably got rabies. You'll be OK as long as he doesn't chew through the drywall and come for you. If he does, then certain death awaits! With nasty, pointy teeth! (Did you soil yourself, Brave_Sir_Robin?)

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:43

Monty Python!

perdix 29

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:08

Me, neither. I was hoping to draw him out of the woodwork.

demoon_fml 7

Monday 1 March 2010 5:23

I miss B_S_R.......

tristan1001 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:39

it doesn't really need to be 'FML worthy' if it is funny, or messed up enough for the moderators to except it. so doesn't it mean it's worthy if you are reading it on the FML app! um kinda getting tired of hearing 'how is this Fml worthy WTF?'

korn247 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:40

lmao fyl

Jiraiya72 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:45

As opposed to what? An un-wild squirrel?

chelseyD 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:49

ewww it's gonna smell bad when it dies

lauuuure 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:49

lmfao creepy

gooseneckk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:52

That's no squirrel, it's the same demon from paranormal activity...

gurlucrazy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:54

and you know it's a squirrel how?

CupCakeGirl101 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:00

same thing happend to me with a cat it was on the front porch and as i was leaving it ran in while the door was open bit it gets worse it scrached up my great grandmothers coffee table...

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