By morenita27 - 21/12/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML
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MagicMushrooms 0

Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.

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baby610 4

what a retarded bitch! fyl:(

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

it's called: spit in her doughnuts when she not looking. that's why you don't mess with people who handle your food.

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SomePinkTape 0

are you sure it wasn't a fat guy. because woman are supposed to cook so they should know that 12=a dozen

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wwerulez14 6

Actually, it wasn't rude. It was deserved.

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perdix 29

Hey, a baker's dozen is 13! She's probably on a diet that allows her 12 donuts, but not 13. (Where can I find out about this diet? ;))

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ryan4919 0

Much love to every witty comment you make perdix, much love.

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Michaelkg 0

a bakers dozen is 12x 12. so a dozen of a dozen of donuts

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bowlingenius 0

u might be lost in the crowd, but ur beauty stands u out from the rest.

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amiemariej 0

64: a bakers dozen refers to a regular dozen (12) + one extra for the baker to taste (13)

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CandeeCane 0

haha that's great!!!

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Wow today I learnt something from FML, I always thought a bakers dozen was 10, have no idea how I got that idea in my head.

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mrahhhhh 21

Maybe she was thinking of a baker's dozen and got pissed that she thought you gipped her out of a donut? But still, she's an idiot.

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SomePinkTape 0

no If she was thinking of a bakers dozen then she would have gotten an extra donut. so you sir are wrong.

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mrahhhhh 21

Thank you for proving my last statement, namely that "Still, she's an idiot." She would still have been wrong even if she was assuming the above. Read twice before trying to refute somebody's statement, friend. This is the internet. If I was the average internet asshole, I would not have been so nice to you in this comment. God help you if you meet the "snickerdoodles" or "intoxicunts" of FML. And to Toxi, if you read this, you already have the word "****" in your name, so in a way you agree too.

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CANNIBALx 0

#34 a baker's dozen is 13, and the woman was asking for 12. so she'd be getting an extra, not missing one. Unless the whole point of your comment was to call the woman stupid, which in that case would make your point successful... oh and also incase you haven't noticed, snickerdoodles hasn't been on for a while.

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Cinn_fml 22

Snickerdoodles is coming back, her mum banned her till she was 18 or something. Also, I think mrahhhhh was making a joke about how the woman is stupid enough to think a bakers dozen is 11 or something.

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lilkilla13 0

you're a freaking stalker

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Cinn_fml 22

Who, me? I'm simply waiting for the day when she returns and resumes her war-like campaign against idiocy. :P

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DocBastard 38

I consider myself a foot soldier in this war. March on.

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Cinn_fml 22

I'd have thought you'd have a higher rank than Foot Soldier, Doc. :P

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RedPillSucks 31

Doc meant that he has a foot fetish. I'll follow behind snickerdoodles any day in her never ending quest for truth, justice, and the american way.

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extremenoodles 0

Maybe she works at a bakery and is used to a baker's dozen? I know I'm insane, trying to defend a moron. But thinking of excuses for stupid behaviour is fun/good practice!

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siddyslackah 0

this reminds me of when i went to mcdonalds and asked for hot coco. what did they say? we dont have hot coco,just hot chocolate. i hate people like that!

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sourgirl101 28

Ummm... they are not the same thing. Wouldn't you be more upset if McDonalds gave you something you "thought" you were suppose to be getting? Hey, if you're not picky that's one thing. Many are! Don't give me a lager when I want a pale ale.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Actually, people like OP's customer are why companies have to be specific. Some people are idiots and the customer is not always right. For some reason, those wrong idiots are the loudest complainers. Also, I agree with sourgirl. If I ordered a Coke and you brought me a Pepsi, I'd be extremely unhappy.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I don't get why people use Hot Chocolate and Hot Cocoa interchangeably. They are created from entirely different recipes. I think it is a good thing that your McDonalds clarified because I personally would be annoyed to get hot chocolate when I wanted Hot cocoa.

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siddyslackah 0

hey sweet candy can i see ur candy if ya know what i mean?

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mrahhhhh 21

You can't eat candy over the internet, man. Why don't you get off the computer and go out and try to score some candy in real life?

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DocBastard 38

Bree has a point. The customer is always right. Unless, of course, the customer is a complete blithering idiot, in which case one should have the right to slap the stupid off her face.

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