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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 21:23 - United States - Burlington

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 16:03

That' snot a good thing!

DingoCJ 15

Monday 8 October 2012 16:03

You expected him to blow one back?

Comments

Enslaved 36

Monday 8 October 2012 16:22

This FML has me laughing and grossed out at the same time. :P

ICastillo 24

Monday 8 October 2012 16:25

Going in for the kiss and...pop booger juice right in the kisser. That is a little gross Op

vocaloidtiger 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:45

Well, the way you put it didn't exactly make it sound any less disgusting.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 8 October 2012 16:28

I don't understand why some guys get all mortified if a girl accidentally farts, burps, or in OPs case blew a snot bubble. Real men don't freak out over that kind of stuff. They laugh it off and carry on.

quite_bored 9

Monday 8 October 2012 16:51

I can understand a fart or a burp but popping a snot bubble on my face is just ******* disgusting.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 8 October 2012 18:20

But it was an accident. A case of nerves, sinus congestion..etc It would be different if she purposely blew a snot rocket in his face.

amandajlucas2015 2

Monday 8 October 2012 18:45

Some people like myself are disgusted my bodily fluids and sneezes are especially my worst one.. If she had done this to me I would have prolly thrown up.. It's not really a sense of humor thing it's a germ thing