Miscellaneous: Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment...

By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:03

dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!

Incubuss 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.

Comments

srgntawesome 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:53

Be funny if they didn't wipe

sydchik21 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:57

ooh lala;]

socrkeeper001 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:05

shouldnt you have known already that you lived so close to a nudist community? YDI for not being more aware of your surroundings

hoolio1717 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:19

are you crazy??? best apartment ever!!!

Lancerozman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:21

I see your dilemma, you're too high up and you can't see anything. Buy some binoculars.

RatIsKing 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:23

that could be either very good or very bad...

IOwnedYou 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:48

If you don't like that fact we have something called curtains in 2009. If you like it, get some binoculars. :D

LancomePowder 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:50

um SCORE!!! honestly i would pick a place because of that. besides nudests tend to be older middle and uppermiddle class white people which is also a demographic that typically does not live in sketchy ghetto areas, so your appartment is very likely safe and secure. so quit your whining. besides if you're just renting its not a big deal even if naked people freak you out, if you bought it that might suck because it would likely affect your property value. but i mean for real, with everything in magazines and tv its pretty hard to be a prude about showing skin.