Miscellaneous: Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment...

By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By creepycrawley247 - 01/05/2013 02:50 - United States - Ellington

Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:03

dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!

Incubuss 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.

Comments

Lobotomy_Girl 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:08

I would think that would be great considering now you don't have to worry about walking around in your apartment in the buff.

TheDEW 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:26

Where do I sign up?

ik_im_not_funny 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:26

Win win situations like this don't happen often in life, your lucky

lincolnunit 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:31

perfect...cheap rent, close to work... and free ****!!! wat more can u ask for?

nimrod23 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:39

If you want to swap apartments, call me!

Xx_f_us_all 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:13

hell yea lincolunit's right lol

victory25 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:15

LoL!!! Sounds like free entertainment. I would invite friends over!

Kofu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:24

Either: A - Shush and enjoy. What could be so bad about occasionally having nothing to do, so you can look out the window and play "I Spy" with some of your buddies and find the only one with a hat, or something. Really, I fail to see how this could be so bad. B - Buy blinds and drapes. If you're saving so much on rent, you can spend some of that extra income into buying something to cover up that eyesore of a colony, if you really feel that way about it. I prefer A.

jafar_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:05

yeah stop complaining, you have a cheap place to live. if you dont wanna see whats going on outside, then dont look. close the curtains. and besides you could have your friends come over, get drunk and get a laugh out of it

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:36

My advice...learn to enjoy it... I would actually recommend joining in with the nudists, if for no other reason than to gain some understanding of the lifestyle before complaining about it, but also because it can be a vigorating and liberating experience. Try new things...variety is the spice of life.