Love: Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could...

By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

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horyo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:24

Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.

PlasticShark 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:38

"But i DO pretend to ******!"

Comments

chapelsen 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:25

It was coming. Rule #1. If you're in a fight with a significant other, do NOT imply that their love isn't real, because, in a fight, they will TELL you that it isn't real. YDI. Wait a day or two and, if you wanna keep the relationship, try confronting him. It was probably just said in the heat of the moment.

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:35

you choose an ass as boyfirend, and you're so stupid by giging that easy comments to answer on. YDI

Krunk 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:56

Can't say you didn't get what you asked for.

Art_Vandeley 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:04

fyl for makin it so easy. i would`ve said the same thing probably even if i love you.

rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:22

YDI. Cmon. You had that coming.

BamxBitch 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:45

Hahaha, I agree with #3.

wbe2 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:13

wow. that sucks

imaballer18 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:36

DICK!

Bardock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:54

Ask a silly question, get a silly answer, YDI

fletcherfashion 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:33

why do you get mad at him for admitting to do something that you asked him to do? douche.

persianlovaaa691 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:31

wtf how stupid can yu get if I said to a guy " just go out with some other girl " he wouldn't say "ok!" he would say "no I love yu " and shit and OMG yure pic scared me!