Love: Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could...

By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

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horyo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:24

Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.

PlasticShark 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:38

"But i DO pretend to ******!"

Comments

mrcarmine 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:42

lmao wow, so not an FML. you got exactly what you wanted!

chrisapoo23 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:15

hahahahahahahahahaahaha

guitardedman 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:39

this sounds like you got owned for being a bitch. props to your bf for not taking your shit

chrisapoo23 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:50

#23 100% AGREED

Ashes_03 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:51

Ugh. This is why I could never be a lesbian. YDI.

CPP 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:10

Okay, so if you go by earlier comments that he was paying no attention and just spoke to agree with you, fine. But, if it turns out that is exactly what he meant (which I think is more likely the case, as it seems like there was no attempt at an apology), then I must ask a question: why exactly are you dating this guy? There is one other choice, like 23 said. You could just be a total bitch. That seems like a pretty valid point to me, actually.

4nonymous 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:15

LOLOLOL @ #3

beyondperception 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:25

I agree with #3 and #6. Fight fire with fire! Fight his douchebaggery with a blow to the ego!

lifesabit 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:32

Whether I loved a girl or not.... if she said that to me I would totally reply the same way........ YDI .... hell in any situation where the Bf's statement was a choice I would say it!